Some of Them Are Hairy
Some of Them Are Bald
Some Are Kinda Scary
And This Is What They're Called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina

Some Belong to Virgins
They're Really Tight and Strong
But Big Or Small, I Love 'em All
That's Why I Sing My Song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of Them Are Smelly
Like Clams and Fish and Such
Some Smell Like a Summer's Eve
Cause They've Been Duesched Too Much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina

Nothin Could Be Finer
Than to Be in a Vagina
In the Morning