I want to fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
Thats right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
I tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a fucking dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(Pirate: Arg, me first matey scurvy cur)
Tried to fuck a fuckin pirate
But I found a dog
(Pirate in mexican acent) aii, that was no pirate,
Man, that was thy own sister!
Its a mexican pirate!

Fuck you