I do not like heaven
It's finally not my place
I do not like you either
I don't like your face

I do not like my mother
I sometimes hate my dad
I don't like my brother
That really makes me sad

I ride the road into hell
To meet my maker
I'm tangled and under your spell
You are a faker
(i do not believe in)

God!
Where is my backstage pass?
God!
Give me all access
God!
Where is my backstage pass?
God!

I don't like what i'm saying
I don't like what i think
Maybe i am not worth it
God, can you spare a drink?

I do not like mondays
I do not like my wife
Lord, i will surrender
To get me out alive