I heard on the news
About a killer on the loose
No murder weapon has been found
Just a pile of pasta on the floor
If you boil spaghetti you will die by
Strangulation

Al dente Al dente
For the perfect kill
Al dente Al dente
Excellent strangulation supreme

He comes at lunch and at dinner
When you're hungry and weak
You think you're gonna eat
A nice Italian dish
Instead you get strangled