(Suck my left one, take one)
Suck my left one!

Sister, sister, where did we go wrong?
Tell me what the fuck we're doing here
Why are all the boys acting strange?
We've got to show them we're worse than queer
1, 2, 3, 4

Suck
My
Left
One
Suck
My
Left
One!

Daddy comes into her room at night
He's got more than talking on his mind
My sister pulls the covers down
She reaches over, flicks on the light, she says to him

Suck
My
Left
One
Suck
My
Left
One!

Mama says
You've got to be polite, girl
You've got to be polite, girl
Show a little respect for your father
Wait until your father gets home

Fine
Fine
Fine, fine
Fine
Fine
Fine, fine