Don't wanna ride on no people train
I wanna leave when I wanna
I want to arrive in my automobile
I wanna leave when I want

Don't wanna ride on no people train
I wanna leave when I wanna
Don't mind if I die in my automobile
I wanna leave when I want

My ex put sugar in the gas tank
Put a key to my two-tone sparkle paint
Kicked her spiked metal heels on my wood dash
Said I owe ya but I'm outta cash

Then we went to overheatin' from a cold start
Fillin' 'er up with premium and a light heart
Then it was time to put the shifter into overdrive
Feel the mighty mighty power of the 'lectraglide

Don't wanna ride on no people train
I wanna leave when I wanna
I want to arrive in my automobile
I wanna leave when I want

Don't wanna ride on no people train
I wanna leave when I wanna
Don't mind if I die in my automobile
I wanna leave when I want

Motorcycle, twenty-wheeler, or a limousine
In the slow lane on the back streets
Don't you know we're just headed for a breakdown
The whole world headed for a breakdown

Ain't green 'cause I'm addicted to the fossil fuel
Any speed I can't get there too soon
Red light, city traffic, one headlight
Black gold, canary in a coal mine

Don't wanna ride on no people train
I wanna leave when I wanna
I want to arrive in my automobile
I wanna leave when I want

Don't wanna ride on no people train
I wanna leave when I wanna
Don't mind if I die in my automobile
I wanna leave when I want