Going to tell you women : and it goes for the men
Don't fool with me : because you sure can't win

You's all right baby : but your line's too short
Give me back my hat and shoes : now baby I bought

You may be fat : woman slim or tall
I've got something gal : that can kick in your stall

I asked my wife : where she had been all night
She said what you car : long as I treat you right

Going to tell you baby : like the farmer told his potato
I'm going to plant you now woman : but I will dig you later