You're a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're really loud and you're really fast
You're hung soo proud but…will ya last?
You think when they made you they broke the mold
You're like everybody else you gotta be told
I know that you'll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're so pretty you look like a girl!
You think you own the whole wide world
You could never own me, slick motha fucka
You're a stupid shit to think nobody can touch ya!
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're really dumb and you're really fat
I guess no one ever really told you that!
I know in this town you think you're a rock star
Go to New York my friend you'll never get far
I know you'll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise