There's a brand new dance
But I don't know it's name
That people from bad homes
Do again and again
It's big and it's bland
Full tension and fear
They do it over there
But we don't do it here

Fashion - turn to the left
Fashion - turn to the right
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Beep-beep - beep-beep

Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Dance with me - don't dance with me
No - beep-beep - beep-beep

There's a brand new talk
But it's not very clear
That people from good homes
Are talking this year
It's loud and it's tasteless
I've not heard it before
Shout it while you're dancing
On the -er dance floor

Fashion - turn to the left
Fashion - turn to the right
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Beep-beep - beep-beep

Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Dance with me - don't dance with me
No - beep-beep - beep-beep

Oop bop - do do do do do do do do
Fa fa fa fa fashion