Well, you should see Polythene Pam.
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man.
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag.
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt.
She Is the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World".
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah yeah yeah.