A fraudulent trend
The beginning of the end
A mockery for all to see
You flaunt it around
With the face of a clown
To benefit financially

A crooked business plan
From a watered-down band
Pretending to be a false liturgy

You bought a medallion
'Cause you heard it was cool
Cast a fake spell
You're a ritual fool
Boring me to death
With your funeral drool
Take off your cloak
You're a ritual fool
Ceremonial gimmicks
Worse than church or school
Blow out your candles
You're a ritual fool