I got a velvet
I got a velvet itch in my jeans
I got a velvet
I got a velvet itch in my jeans
Can you scratch it
Can you scratch it
Can you scratch it
Can you scratch it, right for me

Five dollar medicine
Five dollar medicine up my sleeve
Five dollar medicine
Five dollar medicine up my sleeve
Oh yeah, I'm a bastard
Oh yeah, I'm a bastard
Oh yeah, I'm a bastard
Oh yeah, I'm a bastard aaah
You set me free

I talk to elvis
I talk to elvis in my sleep
I talk to elvis
I talk to elvis in my sleep
He said I'm cracked out
Oh yeah, I'm cracked out
Oh yeah, I'm cracked out
But at least, I got nowhere to be
Nowhere to be

I've got an itch
I've got an itch
I've got an itch
I've got an itch
I've got an itch
I've got an itch
I've got an itch