I never did like you anyhow
You think like a fish and you sing like a cow
You smell like a moose and you talk like a goat
You walk like a frog's stuffed deep inside your coat

You drool when you talk and you burp when you eat
Got pimples on your face and blisters on your feet
You waddle like a duck and you snort when you giggle
You run down the street and your middle does a wiggle