Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan
Oh! Heather's hot, heather's hot
And we'll go all the way

I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
And down on all fours

Ted has a little sister
Gets hotter every day
And if I ever meet her with
Her boobies I will play!
Everybody! Sister, sister, sister!