Ca-ca-ca-ba, everybody go: Ahh!
I'm on a swinging hammer smashing up bananas
I don't care if I don't ever get a handle on my swinging hammer
I'm gonna swing my hammer in monkey onesie pajamas
Blow up like Buddha, play my tuba to Bananarama

Get on my swinging hammer Tennessee to Alabama
You will never understand 'til you walk a mile in my socks and sandals
La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
I'm on a swinging hammer, ah

Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
I got my swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now

I spit my gibberish like a pufferfish, and I never st-st-stutter
Could never be another, I am your bread and butter
You spread me in, I'm spread too thin, I need a min, I need a hammer
Look here a fancy camera, I'm finna smasharama
Get off my new pajamas, I just bought these new pajamas
Looking like my old pajamas, these are my new, new pajamas
La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
I'm on a swinging hammer, ah

Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
Go get your swinging hammer
Go get your fucking hammer
Go get your swinging hammer now
I got my swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I'm gonna play like cutting steaks 'til I pass away
Don't take away my sticks, don't be a dick
Just let me swing around my swinging hammer
I'm never gonna swing like Chandler Bing in the one
Where Phoebe sings about smelly cats that need
Listerine and I have no friends, I smell no better
I'm stressing out, we're making out and my dick is out
And I'm finding out this song is about internal doubt
I couldn't say it better
My brain is beat and battered, served on a silver platter
My mental health is shattered, I'm on a swinging hammer

Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
I got my swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now
Go get your swinging hammer out
Go get your swinging hammer now