Let me get something off my chest
There's just so much that I regret
There's just so much that I should say
I'm just afraid you might react
When you find out that it's all an act
Let me say something that's a fact
Love's only blind if you're a bat
And I'm not a bat

My tech startup, I made it up
To convince somebody that I'm amazing
But I'm 5'5", and I hate my life
Yo, fuck my life

Let me get something off my chest
I didn't mean to scream like that
It's just, sometimes, I stress about
All of the things I can't control
I stretch the truth and it's getting old
Let me get something off my chest
I can't drive a stick, but I digress
You're not impressed

My lifted truck, I made it up
I wanna hate Joe Rogan, but I listen daily
All my pics online from 2009
I wanna be somebody, but I'm too lazy, my love
No five-year plan
I'm in a band
We have no fans

I fucked around and I found out
I tried to change and that went south
Nobody sane could love me now

Let me get something off my chest
I fell in love on the internet
She comforts me when I'm upset
I think she photoshops her breasts
And I'm upset

Your face is rough with no makeup
But you're a supermodel, so perfect to me
I'm still on your side, but I know you lied
You wanna be somebody, then be with me, my love

Lie with me, my love
(My lifted truck, I made it up)
Lie with me, my love
(And I'm not so tough, I can't get it up)
Lie with me, my love
(I can't shut up 'cause I'm so in love)
I'm so in love
Lie with me, my love
Lie with me, my love