Saturday Night I Stayed Home Waiting
Sunday I Thought She Might Call
I Don't Go Out, I Don't Go Nowhere
I'm Like a Statue By My Telephone
Maybe She's Looking For My Number
Maybe She's Looking For It Everywhere
She Could Break This Spell I'm Under
I Could Come to Life If I Knew She Cared

I Don't Go Out, I Don't Go Nowhere
I'm Like a Statue By My Telephone
I Stay At Home, I Don't Do Nothing
I Keep On Thinking She Might Call
I'm Like a Statue By My Phone

Sunday Night I'm Feeling Lonely
Feel My Heart As It Turns to Stone
She Could Be My One and Only
But All I Ever Hear Is My Dial Tone

I Don't Go Out, I Don't Go Nowhere
I'm Like a Statue By My Telephone
I Stay At Home, I Don't Do Nothing
I Keep On Thinking She Might Call
I'm Like a Statue By My Phone

I Keep On Thinking She Might Call
I'm Like a Statue By My Phone