I hope I'm dreaming, 'cause this can't be awake
I hope I'm dead, just for my sake
Who knew all this would come, from a dirty gun
Son of a bitch who thought he was a cowboy
The mad hatter bashing your face again
Look into his eyes to see where evil lives
Bullet through window, and down the rabbit hole
This is one fucked up fairy tale

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Hey you! Black and blue,
Don't end up like Alice
Hey you! Black and blue,
Watch out, you'll end up like Alice

You'll get what's coming, you and your children
The wicked witch has OD'ed on pills again
And the Dragon, lights up a cigarette
He's blowing smoke right into your face again
It's off with her head, her snakes are seething
The big bad wolf is rabid and teething
Bullet through window, and down the rabbit hole
This is one fucked up fairy tale

CHORUS

Little pig, little pig
Put her down
She's slapped around, choked and drowned

CHORUS