When you're alone in the woods
And feel you're in danger
What do you do?
Call a Pioneer Ranger!

If you're kicked by a moose
Don't call a stranger!
What do you do?
Call a Pioneer Ranger!

When your bike has a flat
And you need a tire changer
What do you do?
Call a Pioneer Ranger!

A Pioneer Ranger!
A Pioneer Ranger!
Yeah!