Hey grandma, let's get married
I know it sounds like a crazy thing to do
We'll move you and your samples down to Philadelphia
Stay old with me, and I'll get old with you

I'll pay the bills, we'll cross the words and watch Murdock
We'll dine on the samples at the grocery store
We'll find a place and paint this whole house purple
Purple-ize the walls and we'll purple-ize the floor

And it breaks my heart to see you alone
Grandma, let's elope
And it breaks my heart to see you alone
Grandma, let's elope