Now I don't know why I came here tonight
I got a feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared I think I'll fall off my chair
And I don't know how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yeah I'm wondering what it is I can do
I can't seem to keep this smile from my face
And I'm told that I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
Well your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say Please..Please

Yeah I'm trying to make sense of it all
but I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor
I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of meJokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you