it's a lunch buffet for one and an iced tea hold the lemon
seems you overdid the fun and undersold the women
in your amazing life

you wore camouflage today because you wanted to be noticed
chased your valentines away oh man you really showed us
with your amazing life

you never had a rhyme or reason a notion or a clue
a duck insisting that it's rabbit season
if days are numbered this one's two

when the sinners turn to salt and the tigers turn to butter
you swear o god it's not your fault while going through the clutter
of your amazing life