I'm backwards I guess
It's all a big mess
This progress ain't that what we call it
I got my cell phone
The TV is on
Anything is shown don't it matter what we're watchin', 'cause

It's a far cry from Andy
Lookin' at the Modern Family
A long ways from Mayberry
Watchin' us change 'til it's scary
It's worlds away from a front porch
A screen door, we did our chores
Suppers ready Mama's callin'
We better hang on
Pass it down or it's gone
And Main Street is fallin'

Just roll with the flow
But don't we know
How that goes
And what that can make us
Have lots of values
Just do what they do
Y'all watch tonight's news and you'll see where that takes us, and

Ooh we better hang on
Pass it down or it's gone
And Main Street is fallin'
And it's a far cry from Andy