I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid frommy udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!

I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch!
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas!

I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!