I pulled my groin
It's the very best injury
Though I'm walking daintily
I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin
When people ask, "It hurts you where?"
I say "Put your hand right there"
I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin
Though I do not enjoy walking
I am really happy talking
'bout my groin
I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin
It's the treatment that I love
Because I've bought some oil to rub
I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

Unless we're in playoff time
When I've got a lower body injury that
Will have to be a game time decision

I pulled my groin
It hurts me when I skate
but not when I mastur.. hills
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin