The indie kids are a bunch of snobs
They complain my timing's all off
I think timing is for stupid fucks! Why do they think I
Play PUNK ROCK!!!
Steve Albini playing god of indie heaven, stupid dorks
Keeping time in seven and eleven!

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!

I'm not a vegan and I have had sex,
So some hard-line kids tried to kick my ass
If you're not like them they want to clean your clock
They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
They're anti-choice, they're facist youth,
Their songs all sound like metal tunes!

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!

But what about punk rock?
What about punk rock? Hahahaha
I've been told emo songs are deep, which translates into
REALLY WEAK!!!!!
All they ever do is cry, did something get caught in their eyes?
I just can't understand it all,
Even I don't only bawl..
Boohoohoo.. (Be a man.)
My girlfriend dumped me
And I'm really really hurt...

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
It sux, you suck, It sux, you suck.....