Why oh why why?
Why why why?
Because because because
Good night good night

Why does a camel drink water?
Why why why?
Because a camel gets thirsty just like you and me

And everybody else does
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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
Why why why?
Because a mouse's stomach isn't big enough to hold a streetcar
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Why can't a cow have kittens?
Why why why?
Because well um God
Because cows have little calves
And cats have little kittens
And besides dear it's easier that way
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Why won't you answer my questions?
Why why why?
Because I don't know the answers
Good night good night