Ahhh la wain-ya!
Ee-malla ee ya away!

Om balla ee a walla ling goo
Ee oola coola yalla din doo
Oo day loo ee-a totta malla
I know eets joost a lota walla

Ever since we could think for ourselves
We've wondered what will happen to us
But it can't be foretold
What the future will hold
If you'll get rich
Or get hit by a bus

The surprises in life
Keep us on our toes
Like a sock in the jaw
Like a punch in the nose
They keep us guessing
They mix it up
The surprises
The surprises in life

(Yakko drops the tiger prince from proud slab)

Oh I thought they were supposed to land on their feet