A morning gone
And the cupboard bare and empty
Now then, what to eat?
Grazing at the table
No one say no, and I didn't have to

Spend a speck of dough
I ate a rock
'Cause I missed breakfast

I ate a rock (he ate a rock)
'Cause I missed breakfast ('cause he missed breakfast)

And it tasted bad
A little bland and chalky
It gave me tummy troubles
All night long

He has these poor fools thinking
It's a profound metaphor!
But it's not
He just has pica, nothing more

[Pinky]: I ate a rock (he ate a rock)
I'm like a dumpster, narf! (He's like a dumpster)
I ate a rock (he ate a rock)
I'm just like a dumpster! (Just like a dumpster)

I love our fans! (I hate our fans)
They're groovy and they're grimy! (They're spoiled Baby Boomers)
They're human puppies (they hang around)
I can't say no! (He can't say no!)

This montage rocks!
I'm having fun!

I ate a rock (he ate a rock)
And now we're famous (and now we're famous)
I ate a rock (he ate a rock)
And now we're famous (and now we're famous)

Narf!