[Wakko Warner]
Gruel, gruesome ol' gruel!
Tastes like milky fishes
You think that it's cruel, but
I think it's delicious!

Foul, rancid and stinkin', boys
Just look at it splashin’
If you won't be drinkin', boys
I'll slurp up your ration

[Wakko and Orphans]
Just thinking of eating it's enough to make me drool
Oh, gruel, sickening gruel
Maggoty gruel
Gruesome ol' gruel!