Yakko: Hello
Dot : Doctor
Wakko: Scratchansniff!

YW+D : He asks a lot of questions
To find out what we think
He's Doctor Scratchansniff
The studio shrink.

W+D : He says,
Yakko: "How do you feel?"
W+D : We say, "With our hands!"
Yakko: "How do you stay together?"
W+D : We use rubber bands!
Yakko: "I want to know your psyche!"
W+D : There's two inside our skull!
Yakko: "Now what would you call that?"
W+D : A bi-psyche skull!

YW+D : He knows our motivations
That's what he'd like to think
He's Doctor Scratchansniff
The studio shrink!