My head this morning
Was feeling like a chewing bone
My head this morning
Was feeling like a chewing bone
Last night I thought I was in heaven
Woke up and found my angel gone

She looked like a million
Best legs that I ever seen
She looked like a million
Best legs that I ever seen
It was way past the wee wee hours
When I started running out of steam

Did I say I had a drink?
Well, I had a drink or two
Did I say I had a drink?
Stop counting them at thirty two
When I woke up stone cold sober
She looked like hell had broken loose