Would you be so kind as to hate me
Would it be too easy to do
It's too easy to do
Would you be so truthful as to lie to me
It's something I'm used to
Give me something I'm used to

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You're so hard to please
If I could I would hate you too
Don't hold it against me
Sorry, you're not amused

Would you be so kind as to abuse me
Have your fists gotten too sore

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How many times do I have to apologize
Before I can forgive myself
Would you be so kind as to hate me

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