It's time to leave Texas
I can honestly say it's true
Goodbye sad state, hello future tunes

Say hi to nerd punk, to math grunge, to cubicle rock
Goodbye bad sounds, hello future blues

Elevator metal and airport punk
5 star hip hop at gourmet restaurants

Classical bar tunes, and dance club folk songs too

Stadium lo-fi and church reggae
Hippie electro and Catholic new wave

Your head might explode, but that's the point, I'd say

Cause we are entitled to everything at once
Patience is a virtue, but we're a generation of schmucks

We embody here and now and that might be a problem somehow
Better toss out your maps, 'cause Texas will secede this year