Love consumed. New order!
Boy: "Hey, my name is promiscuity and I'd like to meet you, girl!"
Girl: "I really don't like your name but lets give it a try."
Boy: "I wouldn't go to bed with someone I don't love, but I fall in love at first sight."
Girl: "That's nice, you are very sensitive and my feelings are true,
so I'll shave my legs for you tonight."

Skeletor, I'll Shave My Legs For You Tonight.