Empty glasses
There's just ice cubes
Where's the waitress?!?
Where's my other shoe?!?

That's the boy I like now (?)
Got this full cup
I have a chance
At the pub
I was depantsed!
The joint's on the snare!

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Empty
Empty glasses
Empty glasses
The joint's on the snare!!
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Empty glasses
There's just ice cubes
Where's the waitress?!?
Where's my other shoe?!?
(there's my other shoe!)
The joint's on the snare!!

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Empty
I had a chance
At the pub; I was depantsed!
The joint's on the snare!!
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