You’re locked up at home
Been in the shower for ages
Can’t look at your phone
Got no notifications

I’m so sorry
To crash your party
But you need a little help
And I can give you therapy

Don’t you worry
If you’re not ready
Just come check in
And rehabilitate with me

You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention

Watching sitcom re-runs
It’s no way to spend your nights
Oh, you need to have fun
Let me show you a good time

I’m so sorry
To crash your party
But you need a little help
And I can give you therapy

Don’t you worry
If you’re not ready
Just come check in
And rehabilitate with me

You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention

Aah, aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah, aah

I’m so sorry
To crash your party
But you need a little help
And I can give you therapy

Don’t you worry
If you’re not ready
Just come check in
And rehabilitate with me

You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention
You need an intervention

Aah, aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah, aah