She was a beauty queen with ADD
She says that she forgets the day that I met her
Was just another of her casualties
Temporary 'til she found something better
Oh brother
There goes another
My mother she just sits up and cries:

"Hang on, Hang on
Everything is all right
You know who loves you
Hang on, Hang on
Everything is OK
No, she wasn't worth it anyway"

She was a dizzy dish of cool khaki
But the gap inside her head was offensive
There was another from a Seinfield scene
Well her manly hands were far too aggressive
No worry,
What's all the hurry
My mother she just sits up and cries:

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