It's the oldest cell phone in the world, yea yea yea
Heavy as a brick with a cord that curls, yea yea yea
But its alright when I call my baby
Love the sound of the voice and I don't mean maybe

It's the oldest cell phone in the land
So big and heavy that it hurts my hand
But it's alright when I call my honey even though I might look funny, yea yea yea