I watched her dance for them all night
A veiled promise of pure delight
Then suddenly, she takes my hand
And whispers: You're my one-night stand

In her bedroom bathed in white
She pulls me down and kills the lights
And in the danger of the dark
I feel her dagger at my heart

But she never sees the razor in my hand
Another bloody one-night stand

She just got a taste of her medicine
A deadly taste of her own medicine
And I kiss her lips and walk away
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Another night, another play
Another one thinks I'm her prey
Invites me back into her lair
An unsuspecting victim there

She doesn't really understand
That I'm her final one-night stand

She'll get a taste of her medicine
A fatal taste of her own medicine
And I'll kiss her lips and walk away
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Such a lovely day
Good morning, Mrs. Calabash
Lovely day