I'm a crosscut saw
Baby, just drag me 'cross your log
You know

I'm a crosscut saw
Just drag me across your log
I cut your wood so easy for you
You can't help but say Hot Dog!

Now some call me wood-choppin' Sam
Some call me wood-cuttin' Ben
The last girl I cut the wood for, you know
She wants me back again

I'm a crosscut saw
Just drag me 'cross your log
I cut your wood so easy for you
You can't help but say Hot Dog!

I've got a double-bladed axe
That really cuts good
Well, I'm a crosscut saw
Just bury me in the wood

I'm a crosscut saw
Baby, just drag me 'cross your log
I cut your wood so easy for you, woman
You can't help but say Hot Dog!

Now watch this

Owww!