I walked into your store
Just to have a look around
Asked if you could help me
With the bargain I had found
Tried to explain to you darlin'

That I was just a working man
You came up with some term
That I could not understand
Oh, little Lady
You sure drive a hard bargain

The price your asking mama
Is too much for me to pay
Now you're trying to tell me,
I can't have it lay away

I know that your merchandise is good
Because your sample proved it so
And if it was to kill me little girl
Oh, what a good way to go