On a tropical island
Underneath the molten lava moon
Hanging with the hula dancers
Asking questions 'cuz they've got all the answers

Putting on lotion, sitting by the ocean
Rubbin' it on my body, rubbin' it on my body

Get me out of the caaave
Because it's nothing but a gladiator graaave
And if I stick to the plaaan
I think I'll turn into a lava maaaaan

I THINK I'LL TURN INTO A LAVA MAN!