Slime princess, you're alright!
Flame princess, you're okay.
Wildberry princess could be better,
All of the princesses are pretty alright but,
Oh bubblegum! You look like a lot of fun
I'm right outside, and that is how I know
Hey princess, did you get my text?
With a photo of my awesome gun-show
I'm also working on my pecs,
If you like, I'll send you a picture of that too
Oh bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone
I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me?
Anybody? Anybody? anybody?