Implications running rampant
Mayhem in the streets
They've blocked off all the boundaries
Armed themselves to the teeth

Back up reinforcements
Line the route at every turn
Riot gear close at hand
To defend the fatherland

Display of force, display of power
Show your civic pride
Your shirt is pressed
Your shoes are shined
For the square mile ride

The troops proceed
The band plays on
The children march in step
Floats, clowns, balloons and bubble gum
This is the best parade yet