Oh God you are my hero you're my main man
Oh God you are my hero you're my main man
I read the Bible every day
To see what you have got to say
It doesn't make much sense to me
I'd rather read The Beano

Oh God you are my hero you're my main man
Oh God you are my hero you're my main man

So what if I don't go to heaven
It's all a load of 27
I'd have a better time in hell
Don't wanna be an angel

Oh God you are my hero you're my main man
Oh God you are my hero you're my main man

The things you preach are out of reach
I'm getting crucified
I've viddled bog as a rabid dog telling fucking lies

Oh God you are my hero you're my main man
Oh Bog!
Oh God you are my hero you're my main man
Oh Bog!