Have you heard the latest unattractive news?
My life has been too long,and the latest part is used
I'm growing old yeah!, the mirror makes me scared yeah!

I am the state-of-the-art living asshole
The concentrate of boredom
The concentrate all concentrates come from
But i wish i was god yeah! so why can't i get what i want yeah!

It could be worse, i'm quite ok
Though i'm impaled
I'm choking on the remnants of my past life
But it's ok `cause i'm not you

I might as well share spit with some death angel
But in case you wonder, i haven't got any time
I don't know what to do yeah!
So why don't i go fuck myself?yeah!