All I thought I wanted was a front door
All I thought I wanted was a place in the country
Now I realise I want so much more
Some I love but you I adore

You think you're really swinging
But you're off the beat
The moves your brains a thinking
Doesn't reach your feet
You got to get the complication out of your head
Or find another man instead

You listen very closely to what the bad girls said
In all those crummy articles and in my bed
They said I'm just a stripper not afraid to strip
With my brains rattlin' my hips

You've got the kind of looks
That make a dead man stare
But when it comes to working honey
You ain't there
I try to tell you nicely but the screaming start
You're playing ping pong with my heart