If i ask you difficult questions if i make improper suggestions
Would you find that a risk to your health
Would you put me up on the bookshelf
With the books and the plants?

Chorus:
Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delerious

If i were kind and adoring
How would that be?
Very boring
Mister pressman with your penknife
Always asking about my sexlife
And who with and how many times?

(chorus)

All the advice seems so unkind
"if you don't stop, you will go blind!"
Tell you it's none of their business
Then console you with a big kiss
On the lips and on the back of the neck

Desperate but not serious...