Night has become academically
Plausible, and fashionable
This is the way the world works
(Distorted sample)

One, two, three, four!
It's all downhill, there's nothing left for me
(Woo!) It's all downhill, there's nothing left for me

Based on all these journal entries
I'm assuming that he got depressed over some girl
But it doesn't say on the journal
What exactly she did to him, so
Who knows?